Come seek us where our voices s o u n d
We cannot sing above the g r o u n d,
An hour long you’ll have to l o o k,
To recover what we t o o k.
Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws.
I want this
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
That was kinda the point of the episode
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
“To the people clinging to the notion that female-led pictures are a niche genre, people see them! They make money! The world is round, people!” - Cate Blanchett
this is an actual scene from the movie
Can we talk about how in Twilight mythology Jake was apparently in love with Bella’s egg while it was still in her ovaries? Because it’s been years and I’m still not over that.
even imaginary men in literature are genuinely so fucking disgusting
And lets not forget that SMeyer wrote Bella as being more incensed by a lame nickname than the fact that her best friend has just “imprinted” on her NEONATE daughter—who’s going to age to adulthood within a few years, and he’s gonna be “uncle Jacob”, til he’s not.
Bella, sweetie, big picture here.
SMeyer, creeper, eat glass.
the biggest problem being that Jacob kissed Bella against her will, and it was presented as romantic
that Jacob and Edward talked about forcing Bella to have an abortion and Edward offered Jacob the opportunity to have kids with her, without her even being present for this conversation, much less consenting to this, and it was presented as romantic
on top of all the times Edward dismantled Bella’s car in some way or another to prevent her from going places when he didn’t want her to
SMeyer deserves more shit for romanticizing abusive relationships throughout the entire series than for the strangeness of this once scene
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
even the gif omg i can’t breathe help me
Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?
What. The. Fuck.
i’m quite amused by david tennant to be honest. besides the fact that he’s a brilliant actor and a gorgeous man, he’s also a hotter woman than me i mean
OH GOD HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL
he looks like Lorde
Does that make him a Time Lorde?
YOU DID NOT
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
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